The Pondering, Puzzling Product Managers

Our PMs are having trouble prioritising features — but who speaks for the roadmap!?

In a distant land of tech and software galore

Product managers were there always looking for more

Features and ideas they had in a plenty

But prioritisation efforts were coming up empty

They brainstormed, debated all day and all night

Trying to figure out which of their features were right

But no matter how much they all tried to decide

Their priorities always just seemed to collide

Some wanted new features to be added and fast!

Other ones wanted to make the current ones last

Some thought design was the most crucial thing

Others believed that stability was king

Their minds were in turmoil, their thoughts were a mess!

They needed a solution, they had to progress!

When with a loud POP appeared a wise owl named Goose

Who waggled a wingtip and said “you must choose”